I finally found the lyrics to this bit from Die Antwoord’s $O$ album (aka one of the best releases of 2010, imho. not bad for what has been labeled a joke band). this reminds me so much of those classic interrogation scenes from a spy movie. maybe i’m not fully into the context of the wordplay here, but it’s cool to me anyway.
B:Hello, what you doing here, who are you?
?Het jy my tv ??
B: My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi
?: *snort* nice name, where’d you get it? the Waterfront?
B: Don’t you think I’ve been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name?
?: Versin!
B: I was taken by the Russians as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro.
?: Verstaan jy Afrikaans?
B: stop! English only – I do not understand your language.
?: mm? why am I here?
?: Ja waars ons kinders?
B: I said English. Can you handle it?
?: ??
B: Because you are cute and i like to lick the chocolate starfish, if you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips, it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk shit and just like him I have mastered it, and I now talk through my ass as well.
